Dad Jokes 25/6 March 2020

What does a ghost call his date? His ghoul friend!
Sarah Horden

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
Claire Watterson

Did you hear about the Irish Sea scout? His tent sank….

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce and tomato… Chicken Caesar salad.
Heny MJ

I’ve just been diagnosed as being colour blind. I know, it really came out of the purple.
Nicole Millard

What do you call a magic dog…? … A Labracadabrador

Today, my son asked Can I have a book mark and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. (Thankyou if mines the one that wins I work at sutherland avenue I beams Wolverhampton so would you give an hello to everyone there please)
Adrian Heath

This husband and wife were out for a walk on their anniversary they were walking passed a new swanky restaurant the wife said mmmmm that food smells delicious as they walk past then they stopped the man says oh go on then since it’s our anniversary I will treat you so they walked passed the restaurant again
Raymond Wilson Glenrothes

Why hasn’t Antarctica got Coronavirus??? Because they’re Is-o-lated. 
Greg Caird Scotland

My wife just tripped and fell while carrying a bunch of clothes she had just ironed……..I watched it all unfold
Ben Griffiths

How do you get two whales in a Mini? Down the M4
Sam Cole

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because its pointless
Steve Gwynee.

How do you make holy water, you boil the hell out of it 😊
Steve Jones

I ordered a chicken and egg from amazon – I’ll let you know.
Colleen Humbles

Why is the ocean wet? because the sea wee’d.
Chris Alldread